Smash, crash and plow your way to victory or (in my case) annihilation. I started out with some derby racing, which involves about six cars, a dirt circuit and no rules. Not one to give up so easily, they climbed back up on the mighty horse of game development and released FlatOut 2 and this time around things are much improved. Wave to the people.Last year Bugbear released FlatOut to some fairly dismal reviews. We wont more.because Ivana is going worser and worser :P So she don't blush anymore, so we will continue next time. *Only that? That's a little weak, only two froggies. Thats the distance you must jump to beat me. xD they atleast gave you some points, be greatful! Something tells me your confidence dropped in the water. Round and a one! (*they gave you 60 points more) They gave me extra points? Cool. Now watch and learn how to do the froggy. #ooo# (x2) Stop,stop so you don't beat me. *Now I'll show you how to play it.-Something.Buttons didn't work well. (*and sink.) -No! You don't sink! Except in my case now. Than when you touch the water surface, you pressss. First you come to the end.eject a little, NO! This was little too much. Jumping.Stone-skipping! (!!we call it froggy!!) *Froggy :D -Watch me go first. Maybe something else will suite you better. *Listen.they cheer for me! -Yes.applause for Ivana? anyone?. Don't think that's enough for jump *why not? aaaand you came tooo.that thing. Again you with that crazy turning! If I could see you really driving for real.omg You're not done.go backwards.15 sec left to eject. If I didn't get for landing off the road, then nothing. *Is that counting? Nope? -He counted you one big zero! xD That ramp got in the way! Great, all you can hear was some metal and shattering. *wait -You have to go on the track.there left. No high five, or anything else! #oooo# That sounded dirty :P Why so much?.I said turn little bit. eeeeighty siiiix! She won't give me again. Here we goo.#op# (x10) Center? Just a little bit. where are you going?.uuu f*** You not on the map.why are they showing it to us That was jumping backwards.you should get awarded by some negative points! #uuu# Yeah great, take everything with you. That was really slow?.yeah that went very well for you. *Slow but safe.Forget about speed.important thing is that I don't go off the road. no! (*mumbles) #aaaa# Why Y U GO to the right? -.- Look.that almost hit me.22! ok. (*wush.wush.) -You will see now and learn. You know that.when Americans goes wushhhhhh on ice. Your leg is still moving xD Total 500! *I'm pretty good -Well.if we count the last game.this isn't so bad. *Now watch how to play! -Let me see that please. Its that stupid ramp, wait! I will roll down.(*Yeah in your dreams) But he is rolling. uf ok, ok you didn't xD *I told you that I'm gonna be serious! That was just luck.you almost pick up LCD (*ssshhh) Dammit! Something got in the way. What's gonna be? oop 279 did you beat me?. watch out for the pole.watch out for the ramp. you not gonna make it.not even 100 But we will see. Wait! Is he gonna roll farther? (*Ivane it's ok.it's ok.) aaa too bad (*Let me play). (*It's ok) I tried to jump but he doesn't want that, oooo he is still moving. for the first time it's not bad Come on.i wanted 300. Skiing! Let's see how are you on the snow press ready.and we can start If we gonna make a snowman then I'm good at it! :D No, no snowman (*why not?) :( I think I played this already Where did this come from? #uuuuuuuUUUUU#. FlatOut 2.is it 2? Where we gonna see how Ivanna is losing.AGAIN it's that right Ivana? *No, nope.today i'm gonna be the best! (you need a little time to respond xd but it's ok) Choose a car.I will.hmmm I will (*ups damn not that.) I'll take a Raket (*I take a car same as the last time) *Now I'm serious. How are you people, here are we again with another episode of.
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